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Sunday, 2 November 2008

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Lady Boy Tests

The FA confirmed today that Hull City's win at Old Trafford will stand despite protests from Sir Alec Ferguson.

Although many tigers fans left the ground thinking that their team had lost 4-3 it later transpired that Man Ure had breached a centuries old rule prohibiting women from playing in the same league as men.

Bender from outside the box

The FA ruling disallowed 2 goals scored by the so-called 'lady boy', giving the Tigers a well earned win.

Hull City hero Dean Windup said 'they didn't have stepovers and fancy boots in my day, so I think the lad has had it coming for a while'.

Beautiful North

Although the result keeps Hull top, they are still under investigation themselves for playing 11 real men in their team, and being from oop north.

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