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Sunday, 2 November 2008

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White Man's Wheels - Following Lewis Hamilton's World Championship today Ferrari have launched a protest.

A Ferrari spokesman said 'Our drivers have had to tool around in a car driven by old white Pete Stringfellow lookalikes'

Although Massa was involved in an incident earlier this year when he drove away without paying after refuelling, it failed to increase his street cred.

Ferrari went on to say 'Look at Hamilton's car - dat Benz is slammed to the deck & look at the rims on dat bitch wot 'ope 'ave we got mon, once dey get da subs in next year we is 'istory.'

Brazilian Whacks

F1 supremo Whacks Moseley said 'I think this is sour grapes from Ferrari, I've come a long way after a lot of stick earlier this year. It's good to see the back of Italian domination and see the Germans back on top'

Glock fired

An unconcerned Ron Dennis said 'I was surprised and delighted to see Lewis attempt a drive-by on someone of Glock's calibre.'

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