Written by Dr Will C U Now
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Monday, 20 October 2008

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Farmer Ivor Cow's barn after target practice at the Spurs training ground.

Spurs worst ever start to a season has been compounded by problems on the training pitch.

It has been revealed that target practice for strikers has been going extremely poorly.

A barn had been provided on a two week loan basis to help the hapless players find the target, but has since been returned to the supplier totally undamaged.

A club insider said "The whole idea was to create some confidence within the team but instead it has had the opposite effect as player after player kept missing."

Farmer Ivor Cow who supplied the barn said "I thought I would have to get a replacement barn after a barrage from premier league players, however you would think it was brand new when I got it back."

Chairman Daniel Levy refused to comment on the situation.

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