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Monday, 20 October 2008

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Space Hopper Inventor Cat Deelybopper

Everton football club in an official club statement read by chairman Bill Kenwright today announced that they have been sold to space hopper inventor Cat Deelybopper.

Chairman Kenwright announced in a very camp fashion, "after myself and David Moyes secret tryst, cough cough no no don't write that down, hurrumph Everton Football club have been bought by a nut job from california!!"

He continued, "Cat Deelybopper the inventor of the Space Hopper and the fish bicycle has today purchaed all the shares in Everton owned by anybody who posseses any kind of motor neurone function"

He continued, "All you scousers hang on tight to those shares your not going anywhere anyway except the dss u scally monkeys"

The club rumored to be part of a shares for potatoes deal had been valued at a bag of carrots and two potatoes, has been bought in what seems to be credit crunch bargain bonanza price of just one potatoe and two carrots.

Speculators though moved to suggest that this may well be seriously over priced as markets particularaly Bolton Indoor continue to slump.

Cat Deelybopper said, "Peace Love and potatoes Maaaan"

Local Pundit Scouser McCarthief suggested that with all that running shit over Goodison Park the carrots and potaoes may do well.

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