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Sunday, 19 October 2008

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Hull celebrate another win

Hull City, everyone's favourites for relegation, are back up to third place in the Premier League tonight after beating cash-strapped West Ham 1-0 at the KC Stadium this afternoon.

In front of a record 24,896 crowd, Hull dominated the early stages, but failed to capitalise on their superiority until after the break, Michael Turner rising to head home an Andy Dawson corner to send the home fans into raptures.

West Ham huffed and puffed, but couldn't blow Hull down, and the three points takes the Tigers back into third place behind Chelsea and Liverpool, and above Arsenal and Manchester United.
Yes, it sounds like a Spoof, but it isn't.

Hull travel to West Brom next Saturday, and then play Chelsea at home on October 29th and Manchester United away at Old Trafford on 1st November.

Six more easy points in the bag there then!

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