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Saturday, 18 October 2008

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Rugby is the sport for dudes with a serious death wish. The rugby community, which is really more of an anarchy, is expressing outrage this week as a member of its self-slaughtercelebration copped-out and went to Switzerland to get help offing himself.

Rugby league Chieftain Wisheyed Teeth explained that he understood that Daniel James, British ex-Rugbyster was paralyzed from the chest down but that that describes half of the rugby players in the UK.

"James just couldn't cut it! To play rugby is to suffer as both Thomas a'Kempis and Gautama Siddharta have written after 'sparkilling' careers in rugby!"

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