Norwich City FC was relieved after being cleared of any wrong doing concerning match fixing.
Even though the Norwich goalkeeper made the mother of all clangers. The defence were permanently asleep. The midfield kept giving the ball away. And the strikers couldn't hit a donkey's arse with a banjo. There was no evidence to show anything untoward happened
Delia Smith (majority shareholder) said, 'we are all over the moon about the decision, and even though the match in question may have looked iffy'. 'The investigation team realised that Norwich City are a pile of shit these days'. 'And they play in this manner most Saturdays'.