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Saturday, 11 October 2008

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Netball going hard ball

In London it has just been announced that the English Netball team will endeavour to establish their own military style army so as to promote the sport among young girls in the UK.

Wendy Upper-Class-Twit, chairwoman of the British Netball Association, says that the Army will be formed along German Nazi style Hitler Youth standards and that members will be encouraged to wear grey and black uniforms whilst marching goosestep through English neighborhoods.

The bearing of arms will be encouraged as will training in firearm technique, even commando development.

When asked the relevance of this to netball, a dowdy conservative game long played by Baptist women, the sporting head just winked and said "Gotcha".

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