New York, New York (IPP) - The NFL has replaced Ed Hochuli effective immediately. NFL officials decided to replace the errant football referee after getting permission to do so from Las Vegas points spread directors.
NFL president, Dempsey Dumpster, thought the microphone was off and he was heard discussing details of the entire scandal by hundreds of people gathered at the Dunoit Casino for a black tie NFL social event.
Dempsy was heard saying, "We all know Hochuli doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground and we knew that when we hired and hell, that is why we hired..." He was cut off by an assistant but the cat was out of the bag and everyone at the event heard the whole thing.
According to some analysts professional football has become a cheater's game since billions of dollars started changing hands yearly in Las Vegas and elswhere based on point spreads and other criteria.
One analyst who insists on remaining anonymous pointed out the various cheating scandals that the New England Patriots have been involved in every season for the last decade including many obvious bad calls that went in their favor and helped put them in four Superbowls.