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Topics: Rafa Benitez, Tan

Saturday, 4 October 2008

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Benitez wants the English to like him

In what seems to be another bizarre attempt in seeming "normal", Rafael Benitez, the fat manager of Liverpool FC, has claimed that he has a tan.

The incredibly white and bald manager, in what is seen by critics to be an attempt to seem "normal", has incessantly driven forward that he has a glowing tan.

Unfortunately the unfortunate truth is that he has not got a tan, and it seems, for many, that bald Rafa has lost his mind.

However, fatso Benitez's wife has come leaping to his defence, she says "Rafa has a tan". But, he has come in for severe criticism from Britney Spears, who he claimed to "ass" earlier in the week, who says Rafa is a "bullshitter" and a "fat cunt".

Benitez believes saying he has a tan will make English people like him more.

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