In what seems to be another bizarre attempt in seeming "normal", Rafael Benitez, the fat manager of Liverpool FC, has claimed that he has a tan.
The incredibly white and bald manager, in what is seen by critics to be an attempt to seem "normal", has incessantly driven forward that he has a glowing tan.
Unfortunately the unfortunate truth is that he has not got a tan, and it seems, for many, that bald Rafa has lost his mind.
However, fatso Benitez's wife has come leaping to his defence, she says "Rafa has a tan". But, he has come in for severe criticism from Britney Spears, who he claimed to "ass" earlier in the week, who says Rafa is a "bullshitter" and a "fat cunt".
Benitez believes saying he has a tan will make English people like him more.