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Thursday, 2 October 2008

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Romanian football fan of bloodsucker and kneecapper Dracula

Not long after the Croatian attacks upon black footballers, Chelsea went to the Carpathian mountains only to meet a Romanian team led by a certain Count named Dracula.

Chelsea star Drogba went toe to toe and neck to neck with Dracula. But when the opponents went knee to knee, Dracula bested Drogba.

Chelsea star Drogba left the game with a gamy knee that may haunt Chelsea for some time to come.

That was all team count Dracula and his Romanian cohort of South American stars needed to suck every last ounce of blood from the English mostly African Chelsea team.

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