Yesterday it was reported that newly promoted referee Boaby Puller was found to have been singing sectarian songs during shifts at work, while in church and also found on his iPod.
When Contacted for comment the IFA said they had none as it is ok as long as he is wearing a green and white hooped top. When our reporter told Mr. Paul Dithard of the IFA that he was not wearing the green and white hoops under his shirt or a hang glider he was said to be furious, blasfimous and then shoved half a rocket up the archbishops anus and lit the end to see if he could increase the blood flow.
The songs found on Mr. Puller's iPod were The rows of sore alters, The boogie woogie pickle tickle, I'm a beast and also the old favourite We are the Iare side A.
This comes days after the brand new Christian song "Jebus, You're simply the best"