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Tuesday, 23 September 2008

UEFA have struck a deal with Manchester City Council when it was decided to demolish the city for the way of the new super casino.

The way in which UEFA will help with the demolition of Manchester has been by drawing Manchester Hibernian FC with Shellick FC in Group E of the UEFA Champions League Competition. The money which was previously to pay for the refurbishment, previously planned, was to come from Northen Rock Bank which suddenly went into nationalisation.

The council then asked the Lehman Brothers Investment Bank as well as the American International Group to see if they could provisionally help to which they agreed but then went bust a fortnight later.

Here is hoping that he same happens with Sellick FC of Glasgow.

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