Jesus has signed for Spurs it has been announced. This has already caused controversy within the premiership given that the transfer window deadline has expired.
A spokesman for the premier league stated 'it is not on, one minute Jesus is performing miracles allowing the transfer window to be religiously manipulated, next Spurs will be premiership champions or even win a game'
Ramon Gammon manager of Spurs is saId to be 'delighted and in awe' that the saviour of mankind has decided to come to White Hart Lane when he could have so easily gone to the Spanish league or even Serie A.
It is believed that Jesus will play as a holding midfielder but has been warned by the FA to keep his 'water into wine and walking on water' antics confined to his private life.
In the future, half time team talks will be referred to as 'The Sermon on the Mount'