This morning in the White House kitchen, while having breakfast with his wife Barbara, President Bush declared war on Thailand saying that, "A curse on Tiger Woods is a curse on America, therefore we must act first before this curse becomes weapons of mass destruction."
When President Bush asked his wife Barbara how the US was doing in the Ryder Cup matches she told him that they were winning for the first time in a decade. President Bush was surprised to learn this as the American Superstar and #1 ranked player in the world, Tiger Woods, is recovering from knee surgery and not on this year's team.
Barbara joked and said, "Maybe Tiger's cursed our team since his mother Kutilda is from Thailand."
President Bush, who takes nothing lightly when it involves a country that he has no idea about, was said to have replied, "Those damn Thailandeses! They are a threat to our Ryder Cup Team and our national security."
Barbara supposedly replied, "George, I was only joking."
Whereas President Bush exclaimed, "Weapons of mass destruction is no joke. Pass the cream sweetheart."
Presidential hopeful John McCain commented saying, "I agree with the President ninety percent of the time, so I think we should invade ninety percent of Thailand."
The invasion is set to begin Monday morning following the conclusion of the Ryder Cup matches as President Bush is holding off just in case Europe comes back and wins, therefore killing the whole curse idea.