The football community was thrown into turmoil following the Abu Dhabi United groups purchase of yesterdays premier league result.
As the official owners of the result they were legally able to change the score to one that they found acceptable.
"We took our score, added a zero and attributed all the goals to Robinho," said a club spokesman. "Unusual, yes, but what the hell, we can afford it!"
Video footage of the game was edited to show that Robinho miraculously scored the same free kick goal a further nine times.
Match referee Mark Halsey refused to comment from onboard his brand new luxury yacht crewed by a bevvy of playboy playmates.