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Saturday, 13 September 2008

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It's really hard to tell which is which.

Even before the end of the Beijing paralympics, Heather Mills has been fired! The former model and ex-wife of Sir Paul McCartney, was let go by the paralympic bosses due to a ridiculous clause she was demanding to be in her contract.

Heather was asking the executives to guarantee her a place in the final, regardless of how successful she was during the rest of the paralympics.

The paralympic officials confirmed in June that Mills was bidding for a role, which aims to send the best trained and prepared Great Britain Team to each Paralympic Games.

A source told Britain's The Sun newspapers: "The paralympics was originally very keen on getting her involved. But her demands were ludicrous and it soon became clear that getting her involved would be a headache. It was the final straw when she said she wouldn't take part unless she was guaranteed a place in the final - even after it was explained that wasn't how the paralympics worked."

Officials politely told Heather that they would not be following up their interest in her appearing in the paralympics.

Upset at this news, Heather grabbed a pitcher of water and poured it over the officials. Storming out demanding her feelings were hurt.

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