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Saturday, 13 September 2008

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Ashley and " Hot Coals" Keegan in happier times

Ashley called, reportedly in the middle of the night, "Hot Coals" Keegan and tried in vain to rekindle the flame of their Newcastle once steamy affair. At one time the couple was inseparable as shown in romantic photos at the racetrack and more private rendevous revealed by an online gossip blog.

The blog went on to tell the tale of a glorious locker room romance that had recently tragically gone bad. Ashley apparently jealous of the attention sexy beast Hot Coals was receiving from rude footballers from Kent kicked Kevin out of their cozy Newcastle love nest/ coal mine shaft. Days later and countless pints of Newcastle ale Ashley could not deny his longing for Keegan's heat and so the tears and the begging, bribing and blackmailing began.

At the blogging of this piece, the score was Ashley nothing and Keegan, far away from any possible return to the arms of inconsolable Newcastler.

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