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Monday, 8 September 2008

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Cupcakes offer safe harbor for the right price

Top notch teams, like teenie boys like to find a few cupcakes to put some notches on their gun belts before they get serious. In the old days, you could always find some easy marks for a coke and a movie. But recently the price of collegiate cupcakes has skyrocket as if it was jet fuel.

The Idaho Vandals sacked the Arizona Wildcats football budget for thousands just for the privilege of kicking their ass by 70 points.The Toledo Holies came to Tucson next and laughed all the way to the bank after spitting up blood at Arizona Stadium.

The ladies of the night are putting out same as usually but the price is just not right!

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