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Monday, 29 September 2008

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In what seems to be a bizarre attempt by him to appear more appealing to the English Public, Rafael Benitez has finally decided to learn the English language.

The change in heart came after the Everton game whereby Benitez claimed to not understand the linguistic, high level abuse the Everton fans had thrown at him.

Well thought out, articulate and chants of genius included "Sit down you fat cunt" and "You're just a fat Spanish waiter".

Benitez wants to sort this unnecessary impairment out immediately and will begin learning his lessons from the great Fabio Capello himself, who seems to have grasped the language far better than Benitez.

Steven Gerrard offered to help but Benitez said he didn't understand Italian.

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