Shaun Can't Dance Samba-Phillips was today booted out of a Premier West London Samba School.
The elitist West London based Samba Swivelers have,for ages,been trying to get shot of Mr Bandy-Legs Can't Dance-Can't Score,even including him as a sale item at the Sunday morning white van man boot sale on Fulham Road where he was once nearly sold to a Bangladeshi woman bargain hunter who whilst haggling a takeaway price noticed that can't dance-Can't score had a penchant for touching his own penis every now and then which put her off!
The Samba Swivelers are absolutely delighted to have finally got rid of him, one fan said
¨he was a f***ing disaster round 'ere, the only time he was useful was at the annual Halloween party where we used to use him to frighten the kids¨
However, alls well that ends well as he was seen at Euston Rail Station boarding a train for Manchester - apparently his old pub team has invited him back.