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Friday, 22 August 2008

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Gold medal for the toerag?

British Olympic middleweight boxer James DeGale won through to the final of his event today, and guaranteed himself at least a silver medal when he fights Cuba's Emilio Correa tomorrow, but faces an even sterner task on his return from Beijing.

DeGale beat Ireland's Darren Sutherland in the Quarter Final bout, but knows his sista, the notoriously frightening Gangtsa crime boss Big Brother Alex, will be back in her South London manor, wanting 'her share of the loot'.

Alex, kicked out of BB for making persistent allegations of 'disrespect' towards her, will have been pleased to see her bruvva disrespecting Sutherland in today's fight, by, at one point, disrespectfully and mockingly tapping the back of the Irish boxer's head.

Team GB Boxing head coach Terry Edwards exploded at the end of the round, slapped DeGale around the chops, and told him to:

"Show some bleedin' respect, y' littuw toerag!"

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