Written by Pointer
Print this
Topics: Olympics, Stupid

Tuesday, 19 August 2008

image for Insane Dolt , World's Greatest...Insane Dolt!
Dolt's I-Toy calms him between good times

21 year old man child from the land of the ganja, Insane Dolt has been tearing up the Olympic track in the sprint events in Beijing. Dolt can slaughter the world's fastest humans and still jog the last 1/4 of the race. He showboats while leering in mockery at his opponents who have spent years mastering a race that Dolt decided to do on a whim.

In numerous interviews all Dolt manages to say is:

"I avin' good time!" as his response to eight distinctly different questions.

Whe asked about his mother's hysterical fit after his 100 meter victory, Insane seemed to think a long time but then all he said was:

"She was 'avin' a good time."

Make Pointer's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 1 plus 1?

7 18 2 5
48 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience on our website, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more