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Topics: Olympics, Stupid

Tuesday, 19 August 2008

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Dolt's I-Toy calms him between good times

21 year old man child from the land of the ganja, Insane Dolt has been tearing up the Olympic track in the sprint events in Beijing. Dolt can slaughter the world's fastest humans and still jog the last 1/4 of the race. He showboats while leering in mockery at his opponents who have spent years mastering a race that Dolt decided to do on a whim.

In numerous interviews all Dolt manages to say is:

"I avin' good time!" as his response to eight distinctly different questions.

Whe asked about his mother's hysterical fit after his 100 meter victory, Insane seemed to think a long time but then all he said was:

"She was 'avin' a good time."

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