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Monday, 18 August 2008

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Lost close race for Non-Life award to Phelps...Fish confessed that at least it gets laid once in awhile

No sooner had OlymSwimPhenom Michael Phelps become the first athlete to win eight gold medals in one Olympics, then he outdid himself by picking up #9. Phelps was awarded the Non-Life Gold medal for ...having no life!

Interview after interview with the 23 year old high school graduate has shown the world a young man who regularly admits that all he does is eat, sleep and swim.

The international committee that considers the selections for the dreaded NLA declared in its award announcement that this year's choice was the easiest ever. Even our most boring candidates had at least a hobby , some advanced education or at least got laid once in awhile but Michael Phelps has the exact life of a goldfish... no wait they have sex!

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