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Saturday, 16 August 2008

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The Red Rights Are Flashing Already For FC Twente

One of the world's most notorious spoofmeisters is at it again!

Former England gaffer Steve McClarlen has appeared in a Dutch Interview with a 'broken Yorkshire/failed Dutch/failed English/Pakistani' accent. Confusing not only the intelligent Dutch lady reporter who could actually speak two languages!, but also himself.

Looking around, he had to keep assuring himself he was actually in Holland, and not Pakistan as he sounded like my local Pakistani doctor or shopkeeper for long parts.

The English are furious about the interview, but the Dutch LOVE IT! and plan to use him as voice-over in a second-rate porn flick in a few months. Ruud Gullit is to play the lead role.

Notoriously, he's pulled off the biggest 'Spoof' EVER to date, by convincing the English FA he was a football manager, and leading England to football obscurity by dropping all their best players.

Never mind the flack he gets from this, he's an absolute LEGEND in Scotland and has given us the biggest laugh in years.

Never mind, it's only a game...

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