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Friday, 15 August 2008

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Prince Jefri Archer is holed up in Paris

Beijing - (Daftass Mess): "I blame top Brunei mobster Prince Jefri for the catastrophe," the IOC's Chinese CEO Wang Wei Wanki said today after althletes from Brunei Darussalam were banned from the 2008 Olympic Games.

The gangster princeling is currently in hiding, holed up in a top secret French security service safe-house located under Carla Brunei-Sarkozy's Parisian crack cocaine lock-up on the Avenue Bosch, 13th Arondissement.

Police think he is holding Brunei's entire Olympic team hostage in the dug-out.

The corrupt little toe rag went on the run after his scam to steal a palatial mansion in London's Regent's Park backfired horribly, exposing the entire cast-list of serious and disorganised crime members on EU Opus Dei fat-cat pensions.

"Bloody stoopid tosspot," Our Man in Beijing commented today.

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