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Sunday, 17 August 2008

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Beach Volley Ball Olympic Champions had to wash after meeting Bush

US worst president ever George W Bush embarrassed himself and his nation as usual when he met with the Olympic champion US Beach volley ball gold medalists. The ladies still in their necessarily brief and revealing uniforms attempted to respectfully greet the American President but Bush clearly could not keep his hands off of the lean and lovely athletes.

The look of disgust on their faces as they were groped by the Texan mental midget was only rivaled by first lady Laura Bush's reaction. Mrs. Bush grabbed George by the ear as he was drooling over the bikini clad victors. She dragged him toward the exit and was heard to warn him that if he continued to chase young lady Olympians, she'd have his balls bronzed before he could crawl back to Crawford!

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