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Friday, 18 July 2008

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Jones-Johnson of the Man City 12 practices on smelt

Twelve Man City Athletic Supporters were stranded in the Shetland Islands where the only penis to eat is from the very tiny ponies. The Sun, Periodical to the Perverts, saved the ponies from extinction or at least mass castration by rescuing the super fans and getting them to the big game at Torshavn in the Danish isles.

Our boys were hardly there for two shakes of a whale's dorsal fin when they were chowin down on some Whale wiener. Willie "kneepads" Jones-Johnson thought that Moose cock was tenderer but that "Moby's dick was sweeter than Bullwinkle's".

Next stop for the Sultans of Scrotum will be the Rocky Mountains of Colorado where Rocky Mountain oysters are served raw on the half shell 24-7.Jones-Johnson told spoofgourmet that teabaggin was one of his specialities!

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