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Friday, 18 July 2008

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Yes! Keegan vindicated at last!

London - ('Erewego, 'Erewego, 'Erewego Mess): Vindicated at last! Former England football manager Kevin Keegan is feeling 'right pleased with himself' today.

His warning to the FA about a 'sinister lookalike' impersonating Swedish chump Sven Goran Eriksson getting the England job has finally come home to roost.

Eriksson was unmasked today in Mexico City as unemployed actor Derek Williams who made a bit of a name for himself leading England to quarter finals victory in the 2002 World Cup, Euro 2004 and World Cup 2006.

Like Keegan before him 'Sven' then got the boot from the top England job.

Thousands of irate fans had stormed FA HQ in London protesting 'Sven's' transvestite girlfriend Nancy De Lolly-Yo had hexed Beckham before England's disastrous 3-1 thrashing by Portugal by sucking the lifeblood from the hapless team captain.

Metatarsal injury? Nothing more than a foreplay scrotal goitre burst...

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