Written by Clifford Rutley

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Topics: Olympics

Monday, 14 July 2008

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This year's Chinese Olympics are to be graced with a new sport that not many people have heard about - the Face Sitting Marathon.

In this sport, females from the participating countries are to sit on the faces of men from their opponents countries. Points are awarded for farting whilst in the seated position, if the opponent's man doesn't try to escape from the arse in face position.

The favourites to win are the Vietnamese team of twenty tight arsed pole dancing escorts, but some have put their money on the surprise entries from Sweden, consisting of twenty young blonds in white jeans. The competition has started already, long before the rest of the games, as it is expected that some face sitting will continue until the opponents men can't delay going to the loo any longer or start dieing of starvation and thirst.

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