Highest paid MLB's Playa Alex Rodriguez has been seeking to play his rod into the V of Rock star and professional slut Madonna. Gossip columnists have dubbed the pair, "Madonna and Child" as the thirty-something A-Rod casts his lure out there for the fity-somethang Pro-Hoe.
The Yankee superstar express wishes that his children will remain close to him as he abandons their mother and runs away with other children's Madonna.
Madonna expressed slightly different sentiments as she explained how she and Alex have been foreordained as lovers in the Jewish mystical text, The Kabala. "And besides," Madonna added, "I feel like a virgin,diddled for the very first time...it's like a prayer and so Papa don't preach and for God sakes, Don't cry for me Argentina!"