Musicman Press - It appears that Louisville Cardnal owner, Big Chew Spitz has offered the troubled president a one year 3.8 million dollar contract to resign his current post and pitch in the M.L.B.
Ike Thrower, Chief President of the M.L.B. said earlier today, "Yeah, he's a lil older than most our guys, but he still got one heckova arm. And lets face it it's our right to get this nut outta office. Hey, if this pitchin' job don't work out he could sell peanuts in the stadium!"
The White House Press Secarty, told a reporter, "President Bush, is leaving all options on the table. That is untill his beloved Texas Rangers offer a contract."
We here at Musicman Press beg Bubba 'Big Texas' Steaksman, owner of the Ranger to offer any deal to he can to Bush. Please Sir, do it for the good of America.