New York City, New York - In what may of been the biggest breakout game of any person who ever existed, rookie player Flaminroids, scored an unprecedented 1000 points to smash Wilt Chamberlains previous 100 points in one game record.
In last nights game against the Lakers, the Knicks pulled off a 1046-2 upset. Lakers center Pau Gasol had the following comment after the game.
"I mean holy shit! I went to block him and he flew right over me and smashed the hoop. Not just the back board. I mean the whole fucking post snapped in half!"
No sooner than the game had ended, the NBA had officially kicked out Flaminroids due to the amount of damage he caused to the court, the opposing teams morale, and numerous skyscrapers in china. NBA commissioner David Stern stated the following in a post game news conference.
"He's just too damn good. I mean he smashed 13 backboards in the first 2 minutes! Not to mention every woman that was in the first 20 rows is pregnant now. I can't have this amount of raw badassery in my league!"
"I mean Kobe Bryants head exploded from sheer amazement after Flaminroids balls flopped out his shorts. I saw them from up here. They were glorious! But too much for the NBA."
In attempting to reach Flaminroids, we were told he had to go kick somebodies ass, but would be able to talk later over a stack of pancakes and motor oil.