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Monday, 30 June 2008

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Extra Balls for Murray!

Wimbledon 2008 looks to be a stunning quarter-final as Scottish tennis ace Andy Murray beat Frenchman, Richard Gasquet. The Scot who has a bowl of porridge every morning to ensure he gets his oats beat the garlic-breathed tennis player 3 sets to 2 with some of the best tennis so far in the championships.

Murray appeared to lose his temper for a while and it was all going pear-shaped as Gasquet forged ahead with 2 sets, but Murray regained his composure to make a come back when the third set went to a tie break. It was then that Gasquet complained that Murray had called for extra balls which definitely gave him the advantage. He also moaned about fading light.

The defeated Frenchman met many jeers from the crowd and went for a shower in tears. His moans could be heard for several minutes, before 'Braveheart' walked in and caught him being blown by Russian Babe and fellow loser, Maria Sharipova, a former Wimbledon champion.

"Hey!" she said. "I know vot its like to go down and zat is vy I am helping ze poor Richard!"

Murray, who flashed his muscles at the crowd, shouted at her "But... but, I thought this was the prize for the winner not the loser?"

"You're so right Mr Murray, but you forget I am ze loser! Besides you are very ugly, you never smile and you have a girlfriend too! Zis poor man has nussing; love means nussing to ze tennis player and he has firm balls too!"

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