Reports from Switzerland indicate an ever increasing panic setting in amongst it citizens and guests, after repeated sightings of German Bombers in the air. It is believed there are ten of the said bombers patrolling the airspace of neutral Switzerland, which is home to many of the world's leading banks and financial institutions.
Despite this enormous wealth Switzerland has no militairy capability to speak of, apart from a small navy consisting of twenty six yatchs on lake Geneva. So far they have not shot down one single German bomber and the gnomes of Zurich are said to be getting twitchy.
It is known that several leading figures in the Swiss militairy have recently resigned and with others on holiday it has being decided in this increasingly hostile situation to outsource the work, the Swiss navy is to be auctioned off to the highest bidder and disbanded.
It was hoped by many of the population that the RAF from England would come to the rescue, but this is not possible due to a trade dispute with a well known purveyor of tramp wear. NEXT problem for the RAF would be it's involvement in other shocking and awesome bombings elsewhere. The RAF from Engalnd has a proven record at this level and would have gone into the skies on the back of a previous ten-nil victory over its old luftwaffe foe.
As Blackwater security is unavailable due to a backlog of work in the oil stealing industry many Swiss feel that it it is now time for Turkey,Spain or Russia to step up to the plate.
Men with kebabs knives against F-15 jets or similair with airstrike capability has in the past not worked out well for those with the kebab knives and there are said to be no working kebab shops left anywhere on the Gaza strip.
The Spanish have traditionally done their colonising in a westerley direction on ships and it is felt by many that if they can't even beat ETA at home, what chance against the mighty luftwaffe.
So it is left to the Soviets to prevent the Swiss from losing all their money, but with a heavy defeat in afghanistan still fresh in the memory many are wondering how safe is money in the bank.
Those with Germany written on betting slips for EURO 2008 are said to be less concerned over the money in the bank situation.