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Friday, 20 June 2008

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Lenny Gibbs "Disgraceful"

English darts champion Darryl Fitton has been shamed following the release of footage showing him performing a morning jog and not smoking.

"I'm sorry" said a mortified Fitton "it was just a one off and I hope people won't judge me for my moment of weakness."

Darts enthusiasts are said to be appalled at the footage with many calling for a ban to be placed on Fitton.

"It's disgraceful," said veteran darts stalwart Lenny Gibbs. "And if people like Fitton think they can waltz in and do what they like well as far as I'm concerned they can just fuck off."

Fitton is set to face a disciplinary board next Monday and has hired a crack legal team to represent him with a defence already planned.

"We're going to say he was running to the shop to get a bacon and egg sandwich," an insider claimed.

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