Written by Jim Montana
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Topics: WWE, Vince McMahon

Thursday, 12 June 2008

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"Pick me, pick me"

Vince McMahon is expected to announce Thursday at a news conference that he will give one lucky viewer of Monday Night Raw the chance to win the WWE.

Coming off of the heels of the very popular McMahon's Million Mania last Monday the Chairman of WWE wants to take the give-away one step farther and, at the conclusion of next week's telecast, to draw the name of one viewer, call them and if they know the password sign over the entire company.

Many superstars when asked about the news were in total disbelief one had this to say "I have known Vince many years and this is quite honestly the most insane thing he has ever done."

A spokesman for WWE explained that Mr McMahon is getting old and just wants to "Rest In Peace."

No word yet as to whether Ted Turner will enter the drawing or not.

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