Written by Jean Le Fete
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Saturday, 7 June 2008

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Paris offers more than a kiss.

Paris - Not one to be upstaged, a day after Maria Sharpova offered to French kiss the winner of the French open, Paris Hilton offered her entire body.

"I just feel the offer given by Maria is too little for the winner of a Grand Slam event." Paris is quoted as saying, "If they win a Grand Slam they deserve to get farther than first base."

Roger Federer had earlier said that the Maria Sharapova offer was tempting, but with his fiance standing next to him, declined comment on the Paris Hilton offer. There appeared to already be a red mark on the side of Roger's face. Possibly a slap mark?

Rafael Nadal was not reached for comment, but instead issued a statement, "I appreciate the spirit of these offers, but think they are not necessary to the game of tennis. I have a girlfiend already and want to live."

The French Open Men's Final will be played this Sunday.

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