Reports coming in from Manchester indicate that united supremo Sir Alex Ferguson is thinking of getting a new car possibly a Bentley.
Sir Alex already has several mid range cars available and is said to be very impressed with the German one but is thinking of outing a couple of them for something with a bit more quality.
Bentleys do not come cheap but wily Sir Alex has found a scrapyard called Hull were he can dispose of his less desirable vehicles. Tired worn out mid range vehicles are changing hands for premium rates in the fair city of Ull on Umber at the moment and a few are required to meet a global export order.
When asked to comment on the vehicle situation at the club John O'Shea's agent said "someone called Hull City called me by mistake so I put the phone down."