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Monday, 2 June 2008

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New firm to the premiership, Hull City Psychos who according to one expert are said to be "the worst set of northern monkeys ever to hit the top division" have been in preliminary discussions with want away Lee Bowyer.

Bowyer who has happy memories of the district, after being cleared at Ull upon Umber crown court for something that happened in a kebab shop and of which he has no recall, may fancy the switch.

Bowyer is seen as a straight replacement for Norman "bites yer legs" Woodgate who has grown wussy hair and moved to London due to a mid life crisis. Amiable Spanish giant Ivan Campo who recently turned down the offer of a contract because he didn't like tripping people up or kicking them said "this could be a good move for Lee, the people speak english and there are hundreds of take away food shops"

Local opinion was divided however. Mr Bob Carver speaking from his chip shop said "I've got a chip shop and I don't like it."

Miss Pam Frace of the Bransholme estate disagreed and while surprised to hear Bowyer was not in prison thought it would be nice for little Tupac to get a chance to meet daddy. "Lee left for court that morning and never come back, I thought he'd gone down, I didn't know what to do so I had some more kids"

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