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Monday, 2 June 2008

Roger Federer, the reigning world champion of tennis, has decided to retire so that he can concentrate on making chocolates.

Federer said, "There is no excitement playing tennis these days because there are no competitive matches, what with the top seeds, except for me, of course, crashing out in the early rounds."

His decision was met with a huge disappointment and shocking surprise. Fans who were present during his furious declaration were so taken aback they almost caused a stampede to take place.

One of the fans, who strangely did not wish to be named, said,"I can't believe what could have led him to make such a decision. He knows he's got a million of fans out there and he's the one who makes things 'happen'."

When asked why only a chocolate company, Federer responded happily,"I've had enough of tennis, frankly speaking, and whether the fans like it or not, I'll be doing it. But rest assured that the chocolates will have everybody talking."

What the 'talking' will be about, only time can tell.

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