Manchester's Cristiano Ronaldo's missed crucial penalty kicks have set the world of sport speculating about the cause of his big choke. Many are drawing analogies to the US Dallas Quarterback and his Mexican lark with a sexy mama.
Cowboys QB Tony Romo went south with Jessica Simpson, most famous for two things that even TheSpoof.com has trouble getting out of its mouth.
Did Ronaldo lose his edge while in the sack with his very queer cuties? Was he distracted by his charity work for Brazilian transgendered prostitutes? Might Manchester play in the almost women's football league next year or will Ronaldo finally admit that he plays for the other team?
Inquiring minds want to know.