Chelsea football star 'P' Didier Drogba is still in intensive care today after stubbing his toe in a dramatic 'corner of the bed' incident.
The star has been involved in many collisions in his football career, however this devastating incident has rendered him comatose.
"He went down like a sack of tatties" said his Scottish born wife "Normally there is absolutely nothing wrong with him but this time I knew it was serious. He wasn't even playing football at the time."
His doctor said "It's always difficult to tell with Didier. His bones are actually made of glass and if he has any contact with any physical object except a football, it can have dire consequences. We should all pray for him. Except of course Manchester United fans."