Written by matwil
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Topics: Glasgow Rangers

Thursday, 15 May 2008

Rangers captain, and intellectual philosopher, Barry Ferguson, claimed today that Rangers had been underrated.

'Aye', he mumbled, 'we wuz! Them Polishers thought we'd be pushovers, with players that couldnae win against a pub team, but we showed them!'

Pausing briefly to punch a passing Celtic fan, he continued: 'We fooled them, they nivver stood a chance, by the way - it was mebbe too easy!'

When I pointed out that Rangers didn't actually win the match, and had lost it, he smacked his forehead with a can of Tennent's Super.

'Whut?? We lawst! Aw naw, Ah thought we won, why didnae Walter tell us?'

Rangers apologiser, Sir Walter the Mouseheart, added: 'Calm down, Barry, it's only a game, we'll hammer Shotts Bon Accord in the Cup Final.'

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