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Thursday, 15 May 2008

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Conjoined Steingrabber twins, Hal and Hank search for new talent for loser yanks

Congenital conjoined Steingrabber twins, Hal and Hank have already lost their genetically programmed short tempers. Like their explosive progenitor, the twins have already begun to browbeat their inherited team.

The greatest professional franchise in all sports is off to an admitted bad start and Hank and Hal are ready to yank and Haul their asses into court.

The Steingrabber twins predictably did not mention talent or training but immediately went to the payroll argument that obsessed their greedy now comatose Daddy Baseballbucks.

Hal apparently the only twin with the powers of speech berated the team for playing .500 ball with a gigantic payroll: "I, Hal Steingrabber earned my millions by the incredibly hard work of being born. I don't think any of the present under performing Bronx Bomberlesses knows what Hank and I went through to gain our largesse. It's hard out there for conjoined twin pimps! Get your asses in gear and play ball!"

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