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Thursday, 15 May 2008

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Rangers in the Semis at Manchester

At first instead of the usually brawling the UEFA, the Uncivilized Englanders For Anarchy danced like little lords Fauntleroy at the Manchester Policeman's Ball. But just when everyone thought it was safe to go out on the dance floor, the video link showing the Rangers footballers' ball broke down in the midst of a Viennese Waltz.

Uefa Dance enthusiasts became incensed at the loss of transmission during the climax of their favorite dance team's semifinals.

Uefa benefactor and former ballerino Nigel "Pirouette" Brawley later explained his furor from Manchester Goal: "The whirled just don't know about r fanatical love of the dance. Say it makes us daft, we won't dispute that...and when the semis came down to the Ranger pair in a Vienna Waltz, we'd sell our tutus to see that. Then the TV link went on the blink and we just went bonkers, lost it completely and the rest is unfortunate history that I'm sure will be reviewed in detail before the royal high magistrate in Manchester.

"Apologies to all the fine people in the dance world, they deserved better!"

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