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Thursday, 8 May 2008

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Beaver-faced Brazillian striker Ronaldo admitted having sex with three ladyboys in a hotel-room in Rio De Janeiro but says "I only realised they were men after I had fellated all of them. Now I feel deeply ashamed."

He also said the experience had left a permanent stain -and not just on the bed clothes.

Police were called after Ronaldo refused to pay the £15,000 fee that was demanded.

Buck toothed soccer legend, Ronaldo, 31 told reporters how he had booked the trio of ladyboys after a bust-up with his "girlfriend" former Queen guitarist Brian May.

"I was looking for comfort not cock." He said.

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