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Sunday, 4 May 2008

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Glasgow Rangers fixture congestion 'nightmare' has resulted in them actually only having a 24 hour break between the end of this one and the start of the 2008/2009 season.

Rangers, who currently have 29 games in hand over arch rivals Celtic, have complained to the Scottish Football Association about this 'crazy state of affairs'.

Rangers Manager Walter Smith said he would be 'making a complaint' as only this week, his side were forced to play 3 games within 24 hours.

Assistant Manager and sports personality Ally McCoist was more forthcoming saying 'its f*cking madness, if this is the price of success then you can shove it'.

SFA President Gordon Davies was unavailable for comment.

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