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Thursday, 24 April 2008

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Red Kenners will clog up the traffic

Liverpool boss, Rafael Benitez, believes his side can overcome its poor record at Chelsea and reach the Champions League final.

The Reds, named after London mayor Red Ken have not won a game at Stamford Bridge since 1869.

Spanish coach, Benitez of the Red Kens was quoted as saying:

"We haven't scored there but that is just a statistic and maybe we can change that.

"Stamford Bridge is a difficult stadium for everyone. No-one has won there for two years but it is the Champions League so maybe we can."

Coach Benitez of the Liverpuddlians is rumored to have a secret plan designed after London Mayor Livingstone's traffic nightmare in London.

Football aficionados are gossiping about a new goal line offense and defense where the Red Kens will clog up the entire area in front of both goals so no one can go anywhere for a ridiculous amount of time.

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