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Wednesday, 23 April 2008

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The biggest moron in history

Home team announcers across the wide world of sports have varying degrees of home town loyalties. Who would ever blame a franchise's employees for favoring their favorite team? But an unanimous review of sports announcers has declared the Chicago White Sox mouthpieces as the Home team Homorons of the whole wide world of sports!

Who else has the prejudicial viewpoint to regularly refer to the home team as the "Good Guys"? Dressing as cheerleaders shaking pom poms and thongs under their mini skirts was also noted by judges as homoronic tendencies.Distracting and ridiculous jaunts down memory lane to divert listeners from the horrible play of the homies figured in the voting.

The back flips and cart wheels for a one run homer while the Sox were suffering a 9-5 embarrassment played a significant role in the decision to award the home team morons the free pass to the Homoronic Hall of Fame!

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